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The Forever Burrito

A love letter from Mad Max to the recursive ‘rito  I order one with the works. They trap it, pack it, wrap it, and slap on a Tacorazon heart to make it official. I...

Xelebrity – Stuck in Xela

Señorita Carmencita interviews XH Social Media Manager Sarah  How long have you been in Xela for?  That’s a very good question — time doesn’t seem to work here! But I arrived in Septem-ber 2015...

ARZÚTOOPIA

There’s a new mayor in hell  Guatemala City mayor and former president Álvaro Arzú died while playing golf last month. He was a patrician from an ancient Spanish family and a vain one at...

Popping & Flopping

POPPING Puppies R Adorable  As an antidote to everything else here: PUPPIES! They are so cute and purified. The most precious and best amongst us. We like the way their eyes are so big...

Dr Sabletodo – April

Does Belize belong to Guatemala? Dear Dr. Sabelotodo, I heard there’s going to be a referendum on April 15 about the territorial dispute between Guatemala and Belize. What? There’s a territorial dispute between Guatemala...

Labia Sagrada

The Vagina Dialogues Jordan Rodas, the head of Guatemala’s national human rights office, can’t seem to catch a break. He caught flack the month of March for getting out into the big wide world,...