Christmas has always held a special place in my heart. Any sort of bacchanalian feast where you stuff yourself full of food and drink to the point of immobility, sleep, then wake up to repeat the process is fine my me. I don’t even mind all the Jesus stuff, as long as it doesn’t detract […]
The Headless Priest, December 2006
Dude. The Davemeister’s going to have to tone it right down a little this month. His folks are in town, so he’s taking a break from the tales of wild sexcapades and all night lithium binges and paring it all back to a G rating. So, um. Yeah. I guess we’d better get on with […]
by Kerrie Haulden
When I flew in to Guatemala on my 3 week mini-vacation, I was pretty much a free spirit. All I wanted to do was learn Spanish, solve the country’s complex political, economic and social problems, pick up some college credits, get some hot latino sex, spice up an otherwise unimpressive patch on […]
“¿Qué onda vos?” is XelaWho’s a monthly guide to speaking Spanish Guatemalan style. This month we’re looking at funny expressions.
Dar el piojo LITERAL MEANING: To give the leech. ACTUAL MEANING: To fail miserably.