Going on the road means a series of often-heartbreaking sacrifices. Don’t let your sense of style be one of them.
Do you really think we care where you’ve been, much less where you’re from?
Are you a retired grandparent? Well you’re excused, then.
It’s a jungle out there, but not that kind of jungle.
One for the ladies.
Some things never go out of style. Some never come in.
Equipment junkies: get some help.
Just ‘cos you’re on holiday doesn’t mean you can’t wash your hair.
Blending in? We think not.
Grandma would be shocked. The rest of us are just confused.
On a covert mission to invade a small country: acceptable. Otherwise: not.